Drum Roll Please.....

   Guess who's going to be a big brother?!  ME!!!  I'm going to have a baby sibling!  Hopefully a brother, as I believe my conscience would prick me too much were I to pick on, I mean, guide, a sister.  I'll teach him all my tricks!  Attention-getters, sympathy-grabbers, you name it, I'm the expert.  I'll leave a few in my back pocket, in case of emergency, i.e. he tries to get me in trouble with Mommy or Daddy.
   Oooo, ooo maybe he'll enjoy discussing classic cinema and art over a glass of sparkling apple juice and dairy-free brie too!  Oh the possibilities!  I'm going to be the greatest big brother in the universe.  Jabberbaby, part two.  No wait, "Jabberbaby - The Saga Continues".  Wait, wait I've got it - "Jabberbaby: Legacy".  That's it.  Someone to carry on the tradition of charm, wit, and handsomeness when I grow too old and feeble.  I am psyched.  Look out world, I don't think you can handle me, AND a mini-me.