How the Cookie Crumbles

 Very well. And very messily.  And very mushily.  That's how the cookie crumbles.  The cookie gives you a creme filling mustache and a chocolate cookie beard.  I particularly like the satisfaction derived from crumbling the cookie over the couch, which is not nearly so awesome a feeling as crumbling the cookie over a white rug.  The cookie crumbles on the dog, the ottoman, the tv stand, and Mommy's blanket.  Yes, the cookie crumbles just right.