The Return of Uncle John-John

  "He's baaaaack!"  Just for me, Uncle John has returned along with Gramma to visit yours truly.  Ok, so maybe Gramma came to visit both JD and I, but Uncle John-John definitely came just for me.  We've been discussing world events and the current economical situation in the country he lives in.  He has grand ideas for a business he wants to start up, and I was giving him a few pointers.  After all, I am on the fast track to be a Wall-Street tycoon by the time I'm 21 (along with being a rockstar-doctor-model).  I explained to him that he could increase his probable profit margin by 10% simply by having me as the face of his business.  We are currently in negotiations regarding my salary (which would have to be QUITE hefty....just sayin'.)