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- Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!
Monday, May 5, 2014
Mysterious Web-Based Cookie Jar
I love when terms of service agreements for websites say that I must agree to their "Use of Cookies". Hey man, I don't judge. You eat however many cookies you want whenever you want. You can use cookies to treat your heartache, headache, stress, or boredom. That's fine, but the least you could do if you are going to flaunt your open "use of cookies" in my face is share them! I mean where are my cookies, Google? Huh facebook? Where are they? And why do you need me to agree to your cookie usage? So you'll feel better about yourself when you eat way to many? To condone your behavior? That's sad friend. If you're going to binge, the least you could do is know that it's the right decision for you. If you always want me to agree, perhaps that shows you are insecure and should seek treatment. WebMd could probably help, and I'm sure Dr.Phil has a website, if it's more of an emotional issue. But seriously, I can't keep blindly agreeing to everyone else's cookie usage if I'm not receiving any in return.
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