Like my new style? I call it - "animal". No? Oh well that's ok I don't plan on venturing into this realm of fashion again until next October 31st. Speaking of which, did you know that on that night every year, you can go up to random people, business, houses, etc, and demand candy? "Ahem..."
Oh, sorry Mama....I meant to say, "politely request candy".
And they'll give it to you! Anyone! Everyone! Candy abounds like ice in the Arctic! But it gets better...
Did you also know that starting the day after that glorious day of candy, you can go to the grocery store and buy EVEN MORE CANDY for half price? And if you wait a whole week, it costs almost nothing!!
However, a key part to the receiving of candy on the day itself is cuteness. The cuter you look, the more candy you get. So for example, a blond-haired, blue-eyed (and tongued) monkey might get an exponential amount of candy....and hide it in the bowels of an Owl cookie jar where no one will think to look. Unless they were looking for cookies. Hmmm. Guess I didn't think that one through.....
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