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Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Just Say No to Dolls

   SHHHHHH!  You can't see me!  I'm hiding from Mommy.  She tried to make me play with a Ken doll.  A DOLL!!!  Oh the humanity!  Oh the injustice and just plain wrong-ness of it all!  I do NOT play with dolls.  No, it does NOT make a difference that it was a guy doll, and no it is NOT just like GI Joe.  GI Joe is a man....Ken is a pansy, girly-shorts wearing, too-perfect teeth and hair, grinning wuss!  Thank goodness Christmas is coming when I will hopefully receive more manly toys, so Mommy will never offer me a doll to play with again!   I grit my teeth and shudder at the mere word....doll.   Ugh! Yeck!  Bleh!
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