5,000 Reasons to Celebrate!

A "blast to the past" picture just for you, my adoring fans.  You have my deepest gratitude and awe for wanting to read what I have to say for over 5,000 times to-date.  Words can't express the excitement, joy, and pride I take in your steadfast patronage of my  blog.  Thanks for 5,000 clicks of loyalty!  If I could, I would give you all a kiss on the cheek.  (All the women anyway)  Since I can't, please accept this poem in your honor instead:

   You read my thoughts most every night,
    not in a creepy way.
   You see my face and laugh or cry
    Depending on the day
   You've seen my triumphs,
     and my....triumphs.
    You've been my source of fame.
   And if I had a lot more time,
    I'd thank you each by name.