Did I happen to mention that when I went to the zoo I acquired a tiger hide? Yep. It's true. The proof's right here......
Tail and all. Granted it was just a baby tiger, but it's daddy's hide wouldn't have fit me for years. I felt a little bad, but when I had the zoo sew it into this one-of-a-kind jumper, I didn't feel so bad anymore. Who says animal prints are out? Why hello there tiger! Yes, I do look stunning in black and orange stripes. And yes, I do believe I am cuter than that baby tiger was....and I don't shed everywhere.
Look at you, MLS. Ready to cheer on those Tigers. Those Clemson Tigers!
ReplyDeleteWhile I am indebted to your wife for informing me of the sudden closure of my most favorite place, you sir have just lost my favor. Perhaps all shall be forgiven and forgotten whenever Clemson and Auburn meet again, and Auburn mightily trounces your wimpy excuses for tigers. :)
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