Model Mismanagement

 Mommy has informed me that the new season of America's Next Top Model has begun, the first one to ever cast male models, so obviously they did not receive my portfolio.  I am positive Tyra would have picked me had she only seen the many faces of MLS.  *sigh* When will my talents be recognized? When will people stop viewing me as a mere toddler, and give me the respect I deserve?
   Or MAYBE they did receive my portfolio and felt it wouldn't have been fair to make the adult models (who, let's be honest, have undoubtedly lost their cuteness factor that late in the game) compete with a suave, handsome guy such as myself.  That's it!  Of course that's what happened!  I got all concerned and hurt for nothing.  Naturally the only realistic cause for this travesty is that I would have just killed the season's future because all of America would have only ever voted for me.  Oh why do I ever doubt myself?