Oh yogurt.....how you deceived me. Just look at my happy, sappy, smiling face. Little did I know then. I thought you were a tasty, wholesome, delicious snack that happened to be 20 times more awesome for coming in a pouch, but I was wrong. You hurt me. You hurt me bad. I gave you a chance....I tried I really did. But after a while things just went bad between us. The more I ate you, the more tore up I got inside (and out...) Oh vanilla strawberry goodness, it's over. I can't go on like this anymore. It's not me, it's you. You just need to learn not to hurt those who consume you. I'm not saying never....maybe someday we can try again. I just need more time. I'm sorry.
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Friday, August 23, 2013
The Break-Up
Oh yogurt.....how you deceived me. Just look at my happy, sappy, smiling face. Little did I know then. I thought you were a tasty, wholesome, delicious snack that happened to be 20 times more awesome for coming in a pouch, but I was wrong. You hurt me. You hurt me bad. I gave you a chance....I tried I really did. But after a while things just went bad between us. The more I ate you, the more tore up I got inside (and out...) Oh vanilla strawberry goodness, it's over. I can't go on like this anymore. It's not me, it's you. You just need to learn not to hurt those who consume you. I'm not saying never....maybe someday we can try again. I just need more time. I'm sorry.
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