ONE MORE MONTH!

  It's almost here!  The big 0-2!!!!!!  In one more month I will officially enter the wonderful two's.  Supposedly there is a phenomenon that occurs when you hit 2 called the "terrible two's".  Experts claim that upon reaching this age, children are going through a period of self-discovery and enlightenment, during which they begin to express themselves as an individual, and become very independent and selfish.  This is a myth people!  The truth is, we put up with your patronizing ways for as long as we can, and at two we just crack!  Can't take anymore!  We've always been smarter than and more capable than you, we just hide it to spare your feelings.  I however will attempt to keep my own frustrations in check as I reach this pinnacle in my life.  I shall be more sympathetic towards my loving parents, especially considering the fragile emotional state of my poor mother who has just given birth.  (You know how those postpartum women are....)