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Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

"Pick-up" Lines


 Like my new shirt?  It seems to be popular with the ladies.  Only problem is, it works a little too well.  Today in TJ Maxx, Mommy had to fight away two college girls, another mom, and a little old lady in a giant hat (who was obviously a taekwondo expert judging by the way she handled that walking stick).  I mean geez ladies, at least ask my Mom's permission first.  You can't just go around grabbing random adorable kids, what's wrong with women today?! 
    And how about my new hair?  Dada cut it yesterday when he was home playing Mr.Mom, so now I can finally spike it again.  Look out Sonic (the hedgehog, not the restaurant...), you ain't got nothin' on me!

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