Bouncing Birthday Bash

   I went on a little Saturday jaunt this past weekend.  Down to Gramma's house for her *mmmmphfhffhf* birthday.  Decided I'd treat her right....took her to Red Lobster for dinner, gave her the glorious gift of my presence, and best of all, spent a while in a room full of trampolines.  No seriously that's all it was.  That's a lie...they had a foam pit too with a tightrope to walk and a tower to jump from.  But most of it was trampolines - on the floors, on the walls, trampoline basketball courts, trampolines under the foam pit, trampolines everywhere!  I've never seen so many adults jumping on trampolines before in one place.  Correction - I'd never seen an adult jump on a trampoline period before Saturday, let alone dozens of them.  But why not?  After all, I intend to keep my youthful spirit without sacrificing my sagacious intellect as I grow.  Besides, did you know you can burn 1000 calories in an hour of jumping?!  That's a lot of chocolate animal crackers.