Secrets

I have a secret.........it's big.  It's a very important secret.  I can tell you my secret later this week, but you have to promise to faithfully pray for the object of my secret, if I tell you what it is ok?  Promise?  Hmmmm....I'll have to evaluate your honesty.  Some of you are kind of shady.  And you, yeah you in the boxer shorts, you've got shifty eyes.  I'll have to get back to you on this whole secret-sharing business later....