About Me

My photo
Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

I AM ME



In the short 6 months that I've been ex-utero, I've seen some very odd things regarding how people treat babies.  For example, what makes everyone think I want to be lifted insanely high over their heads?  I really really don't.  Quite frankly, I'm afraid of heights (but mainly that feeling in my stomach I get when I'm swung down from a large height.)  I like to sit.  And be held.  While I sit.  Quietly and calmly.  Taking it all in.  That's just the kind of guy I am. Now I do understand that from people's experiences with big brother, they judge me based on his likes and dislikes, but let me set the record straight now.  I am calm.  I am peace.  I am not wild-crazy-run-around-screaming.  I am me.  So there.
(But please don't be offended and if you want to swing me around I guess I'll get used to it, and - 
"JD!  Don't apologize! Speak your mind boy!"  
MLS, haven't you gotten the point of my post?  I can't just state my mind offensively the way you can.  I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.  
"Oh brother...."
Posted by at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)