Backed Into a Corner

So....I'm having a slight problem, as you can probably tell.  I'm crawling - here, there, everywhere...but only backwards.  Which would be ok, were it not for the fact that random chairs and couches keep popping out of no where!  Everywhere I seem to back up, there's a couch, or a table, or a chair, or a dog.  I mean who designed this house?!  A baby can't go no where in here!  *very exaggerated sigh*  So today, I took action, as it appears no one is willing to get rid of all the furniture in the house.  I crawled forward.  Boom.  I may even do it again tomorrow.  (I would also like to add that I crawled forward on my knees, NOT just on my belly, like a certain older brother I could mention did when he was my age....)
"JD!  Just remember, I brought you into this blog, and I can take you out!"