Well folks it's official....the Holidays are over and a new year is here. This time last year, Mommy was anxiously awaiting my arrival. I can only imagine what she must have thought about...."Will I be able to live up to MLS's standards of what a Mom should be? How will I cope with people ignoring me in favor of my charming son? Which dress shall I wear to his birth, the black cocktail or the ball gown?" I must say, I felt the hospital gown was too casual, but I don't hold it against you Mommy!
I have made my New Year's resolution. Time to lose this Christmas belly. There was just something about Christmas that made me eat way more than usual. I feel bloated, none of my clothes fit right, and I think my leg dimples are getting dimples. *sigh* You would think a diet that consists solely of fruit, vegetables, and rice cereal would keep you slim. Deception.....thy name is baby food. Gotta' hurry and get the ounces off before my birthday in a month so there'll be room for cake! I think it was rather inconsiderate of Mommy to have me so soon after Christmas. I mean geez give people a little time to breathe before throwing another National Holiday at them!
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