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Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Farewell 2012

  Well folks it's official....the Holidays are over and a new year is here.  This time last year, Mommy was anxiously awaiting my arrival.  I can only imagine what she must have thought about...."Will I be able to live up to MLS's standards of what a Mom should be?  How will I cope with people ignoring me in favor of my charming son?  Which dress shall I wear to his birth, the black cocktail or the ball gown?"  I must say, I felt the hospital gown was too casual, but I don't hold it against you Mommy!
   I have made my New Year's resolution.  Time to lose this Christmas belly.  There was just something about Christmas that made me eat way more than usual.  I feel bloated, none of my clothes fit right, and I think my leg dimples are getting dimples.  *sigh*  You would think a diet that consists solely of fruit, vegetables, and rice cereal would keep you slim.  Deception.....thy name is baby food.  Gotta' hurry and get the ounces off before my birthday in a month so there'll be room for cake!  I think it was rather inconsiderate of Mommy to have me so soon after Christmas.  I mean geez give people a little time to breathe before throwing another National Holiday at them! 

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