The Thief

 Ok, she caught me.  I admit it.  I am not one to run from my wrong-doings.  It was I.  I opened the cabinet, I threw everything onto the floor in search of my favorite piece of tupperware, and I gleefully ran away with it to the living room (where I was sure I wouldn't be found...oops).  Ok so I thought about blaming Daisy, but I told the truth in the end (after realizing the Daisy theory isn't believable as she has no opposable thumbs).  I can't help it....I'm a tupperware junkie!  I need to play with tupperware!  I need to hear the sound it make when I slam it onto the floor!  I need to feel it's pliable texture underneath my walker as I run over it!
   I know, get help.  Point taken.