These are pieces of something called an organic, free-range, gluten-free, not chemically seperated chicken nugget, or nugget for short. I don't really care what's it's called, all I know is that it is the greatest food in the history of food ever. EVER. But I don't believe it's actually chicken, because I know chicken. I've had chicken forced on me before and this amazing golden goodness tastes NOTHING like chicken. I think that's a ploy by the food industry (or just mommy) to trick children into eating chicken by feeding them something called "chicken" that tastes amazing, so that when you are offered real chicken, your brain will say, "Oh yeah, chicken, I love chicken!" And even while you chew the abominable, offensive chicken, you'll tell yourself, "I know this taste terrible, but it's chicken...and don't I love chicken?" It's all a mind game people....the entire chicken industry.....one big deceptive mind game. Do not be fooled.
These are pieces of something called an organic, free-range, gluten-free, not chemically seperated chicken nugget, or nugget for short. I don't really care what's it's called, all I know is that it is the greatest food in the history of food ever. EVER. But I don't believe it's actually chicken, because I know chicken. I've had chicken forced on me before and this amazing golden goodness tastes NOTHING like chicken. I think that's a ploy by the food industry (or just mommy) to trick children into eating chicken by feeding them something called "chicken" that tastes amazing, so that when you are offered real chicken, your brain will say, "Oh yeah, chicken, I love chicken!" And even while you chew the abominable, offensive chicken, you'll tell yourself, "I know this taste terrible, but it's chicken...and don't I love chicken?" It's all a mind game people....the entire chicken industry.....one big deceptive mind game. Do not be fooled.
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