Had my one year doctor's visit today. I'm NEVER GOING BACK AGAIN. EVER. They stuck me FOUR TIMES!!!! FOUR!!!! Daddy keeps telling me it was worth it because they discovered that supposedly my hemoglobin is slightly low. And your point is? This changes absolutely nothing about how I eat from day to day...I mean it just means that I need more iron...iron that comes from red meat in particular. Great, then you're back where you started buddy because I do NOT eat red meat. I think it's gross and tastes all earthy and raw and yech! I'll eat all the beans you want, but I will NOT eat cow. Haven't you seen those poor cows on the chik-fil-a billboards? I mean they are out there risking their lives on top of towering, dangerous, unstable structures just to beg us not to eat them. Come on people. Don't let their death-defying billboard climbs be in vain.
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| Maybe if I wear my gangster boggan and hide out in the 'hood, Mommy won't recognize me and I can avoid the doctor in 3 months! |
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