AHHHHHHH! Oh, it's just you. I thought you were Mommy. Which would be perfectly fine of course did you think I wouldn't be fine with that because that would be just fine, splendid, superb even because I'm completely innocent.....I did not just creep over to the CD tower, and I am not about to pull each CD out one-by-one, and I'm DEFINATELY not about to pile them up and then sit on them. Nope, not me. But if I were to have been thinking about such a thing, and Mommy were to be headed this way, I know that you, my faithful follower, would gladly distract her, while I make a break for it. And if she were to ask, "Well hey have you seen MLS?" You would answer, "Why no, not recently....he's been in the kitchen for a while now sitting quietly and reading the Encyclopedia."
A lie? You think I want you to lie? Psh...psh. Noooooo. I'll hurry into the kitchen, and start reading, and ya know "a while ago" is just so very vague, so you can honestly say that I have been in there for a while. Got it? Glad we got this cleared up. Not that there was anything to clear up or that I had been planning something mischievous that would require such measures on your part....nope....not me.....
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