Be My Valentine?

     It seems that the girl I would have asked to be my Valentine is out of town, so I asked Mommy  instead.  While she said she was flattered that I would consider her a worthy second choice, she is already taken.  Shoulda' seen that coming.....
    So would one of you like to be my Valentine?  I can't bring flowers (most are poisonous so Mommy said I can't touch them) or candy (allergic to dairy, so if I can't have it neither can you!), but I still have a lot to offer!  I'm cute, funny, sensitive (sometimes), a great dresser, and a charming conversationalist.  I'll even make you a gourmet meal - Kix and a sqeeze pouch of applesauce.  I want to do lobster with orzo in a delicate lemon butter sauce, but Mommy said lobster is a third or fourth date kind of thing.  *sigh*  Mothers can be quite annoying when it comes to watching their baby boy start dating.