Bosom Buddies (But No Dresses!)

  Wanted to give a shout-out to my buddy.  He's boycotting food as well, and even managed a nice expectoration in my honor.  We planned this about a month and a half ago....I told him back then I wasn't feeling all that well (I tried telling Mommy then too, but she didn't listen as well), and he said that whatever I go through, he'll go through.
   But friend, I am willing to let you out of that bargain now.  You can eat again.  It won't hurt my feelings, though I appreciate the empathetic gesture.  You're a good friend.  Don't ever change man.