Merry Maid

      As a part of my never-ending quest to make Mommy's life a breeze, I thought I'd pitch in and vacuum.  Not as easy as it looks my friend.  That hose thingy to clean drapes and corners and such?  Forget about it.  A hopeless cause.  The thing is a wiggly snake that bends and folds and flops around until you finally fling it away in frustration.  I bet the brave little toaster's vacuum friend was never this rude to him.
      I can push the vacuum just fine; I'm amazing at that.  So little bro, whenever you arrive, you will have dust and dirt free carpets on which to lay.  Just don't look at the curtains (or couches....or molding....or stairs.....)