Mommy LEFT ME AT HOME last night with Daddy to go a party being thrown for my little bro. He isn't even here yet! Why should he get a party? He can't dance (although Mommy argues he does), he can't eat cake (Mommy again argues he can....I think this whole pregnancy thing really is robbing her brain cells....), he can't say thank you. I mean he can't even functionally interact with the guests! What's the point? I remember the last party thrown in my honor, but will he remember this? Nope. Not a chance. And on top of that, I was supposed to go, and then Mommy uninvited me! Mommy tried to make me feel better by claiming I got one too when I was his age, but I have no recollection of this. And then Mommy came home and painted a picture just for him. No Mom, I don't care that you painted a picture AND did 80 miniature watercolors for me before I was born. We are talking about now, not then. But I'm not bitter about any of this....I hope I haven't given that impression. I'm fine....just....fine.....
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- Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!
Friday, November 15, 2013
Uninvited!
Mommy LEFT ME AT HOME last night with Daddy to go a party being thrown for my little bro. He isn't even here yet! Why should he get a party? He can't dance (although Mommy argues he does), he can't eat cake (Mommy again argues he can....I think this whole pregnancy thing really is robbing her brain cells....), he can't say thank you. I mean he can't even functionally interact with the guests! What's the point? I remember the last party thrown in my honor, but will he remember this? Nope. Not a chance. And on top of that, I was supposed to go, and then Mommy uninvited me! Mommy tried to make me feel better by claiming I got one too when I was his age, but I have no recollection of this. And then Mommy came home and painted a picture just for him. No Mom, I don't care that you painted a picture AND did 80 miniature watercolors for me before I was born. We are talking about now, not then. But I'm not bitter about any of this....I hope I haven't given that impression. I'm fine....just....fine.....
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Better picture than the phone one! Good job!
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