Daisy

   Daisy and I have an interesting relationship...half the time she is jealous of me, and the other half she wants to play with me.  I imagine that's what siblings are like.  I'm not sure I want any.  I mean right now, mommy spends every waking minute talking to me, reading to me, playing with me, driving me wherever I want to go, and generally doing whatever I tell her to.  If I had a brother or sister, I would no longer be the center of attention!  *GASP*  I don't mind Daisy, because she does not possess near my charm or charisma, so I have no fear of mommy neglecting me for her.  Besides, Daisy also does whatever I tell her to.  If I tell her to sit, she does so.  If I tell her to roll over, consider it done.  If I tell her to lick my feet because it tickles and I find it very amusing, done.  And then mommy yells at her and gives me a bath.  Even though it makes me happy, and even though I'm stinkin' adorable when I laugh, mommy protests!  I don't understand it!  I mean Daisy has what, maybe only a few million germs.  The average dirty diaper probably has like a billion, but I don't see mommy yelling at me to stop producing them.  I think grown-ups have double standards sometimes...