Mattress Malfeasance

Why is it that grown-ups get the best beds? I mean just look at the labels for “baby” marketed mattresses - “super-firm”, “extra-firm”, “ultra-firm”. Labels for adult mattresses - “ultra-soft”, “pillow top”, not to mention that mattress where you can adjust the “comfort setting”. Seriously?! SO NOT FAIR. Supposedly the firmer the mattress is, the better it is for the child. LIES! I decided to take my naps on mommy’s bed today and OH MY GOSH. Greatest sleep EVER! I slept like a baby! Two hours I slept AT ONE TIME and an hour the second time.

Of course, mommy claims it was due to the fact that their bedroom is so much darker than mine thanks to room darkening curtains, but that’s just so I won’t be jealous that they have the better mattress.  This whole “babies need firm mattresses” thing is just one of oh so many myths about my younger, smarter, cuter age group that I must debunk. I’ve got my work cut out for me!