InterNOT part II

Don’t say it, I know.  I’ve been away too long.  It’s really not my fault.  Verizon is the worst internet provider in the history of internet providers.  I’m done with them.  I’ve instructed Mommy to call and give them an earful; I doubt she will be as bold, fierce, and ground-shaking as I would be, but I am not allowed to use Mommy’s phone myself anymore, because I texted my cousin too often. 

I have written a poem just for you, in hopes that you will forgive my absence and still love and adore me.

Wireless is worthless.  I’d rather be tied up

In miles and miles of cords if I could only post my thoughts.

To you, my loyal fans, I deeply apologize,

And hope you will not leave me for t’would be my heart’s demise.

I promise you this situation I shall rectify,

And if it isn’t handled right I’ll grab the phone and cry:

“Justice for the downtrodden, internet for all!

Give me world wide access or your mama I will call!”