Mommy's Birthday Bash, Recap

 I never told you about Mommy's birthday!  As head chef, I delegated the responsibility of cookie cake making, chopped steak and gravy making, veggie cooker, and biscuit maker to Nanna.  I think delegated cake decorating and gift arrangement to Daddy.  Then I went to bed, as all that hard work was exhausting.  I am told that Mommy was quite touched when she opened my letter and gift.  Without my supervision, Mommy ate way too much food and cake, regretted it the next day, and listened to her new Skillet cd without me.  Really Mom?  A bigger panhead than I doesn't exist in the whole universe.  I was so hurt by this I retaliated by throwing cheerios and craisens all over her during her birthday coffee outing with my buddy and his mom today.  Oops......