Pumpkin Patching

 Being the loving, generous, considerate sons we are, my buddy and I took our parental units to a pumpkin patch on Saturday.  We just figured, ya know, they work pretty hard during the week, so let's take them on a fun little outing.  It was precious to watch them sort through the pumpkins to find the best ones, ride on the tractors, and find their way through a corn maze.  The funniest part though was probably watching my buddy's dad converse with a cow - so adorable!  And of course we let them take pictures throughout all of this, because we know they like to look back and think, "Oh that was such a fun day, we should take the boys back again sometime since they enjoyed it so much," when in reality it's more like, "Man that maze was awesome!  I bet I could do it in less than 5 minutes if I had another chance!  I love tractors!  I want to ride up front next time! We've got to go back!"  *sigh* But what can you do but humor them and hope that on some level they recognize your generosity and good sportsmanship?