InterNOT

Well folks, my internet has been down for a while now, hence my absence.  Mommy told me to chill out; it'll be two more days before the new modem arrives.  But she doesn't understand!  I have fans!  I have people who depend on me for their daily dose of advice or political expertise!  So to you, my friends, I apologize that I will not be around much for the next few days.  I have traversed to Starbucks today just so I could update you.
In the meantime, do what I do.  Have an oatmeal cream pie, and be patient.