A Hairy Situation

Ever have one of those days when you just can't get your hair to do what you want it to?  The result of one static-filled gymnastics lesson followed by one very restless nap...It's so hard to find good hair products these days that don't cost a fortune and would prevent hair-mergencies like this from happening. *sigh*  Must invent something safe and gentle for dapper dudes such as myself that's still strong enough to hold down a patio umbrella in a hurricane....Hmmmm...Shark Tank here I come!