Let's Make a Deal

Ya know what's not fair?  The new guy gets carried around EVERYWHERE in MY carrier.  That's right, don't think I don't remember the good ol' days of getting to lay in my recliner everywhere I went. I also remember going to the store to buy that particular seat after I was born, so don't tell me it's his now.  It's mine.  MINE MINE MINE.
However, for a small fee I will allow him to rent it.  Let's see....$5.00 a day at seven days a week at 4 weeks a month is 140 bucks a month.  And though it's hardly worth mentioning, a very reasonable interest rate of 20% compounded monthly.  I wonder how "fine" I can make that fine print.  Let's run a test....can you still read this?  Not without your glasses?  Perfect!  JD's eyes aren't even fully developed yet so it will still be a blur to him too!  *Ahem* I mean....I'll be sure to read it to him since he might not be able to see it properly.....