Oh barrel of monkeys, you're one of a kind.
Once lonely on your shelf, now you're all mine!
I'll twist you and throw you and dump you all out,
And all this I'll do with a loud, forceful shout.
Why should I loop you from tail to arm?
To do things correctly is void of all charm.
Instead I shall make up my own rules of play,
The days of such freedoms will soon pass away.
*Pathetic drooping of head in exhaustion*
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