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Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Diaper Directive

I watched Mommy changing bro's diapers today, and I gotta' say, I'm not at all pleased.  First of all, you don't just stand there, you kneel upon a chair.  I mean, some diapers can take a long time, depending what you find in there, so it's best to have a place to rest to keep up your stamina.  Also, you may need a place to land safely should you faint from the aroma within.  Secondly, get your baby wipes/rash ointment out and accessible, and spread the diaper out BEFORE you take off the other diaper. Nobody likes to be left freezing and exposed on a changing table while you take your sweet time!  Finally, keep your distance as much as possible while doing the change, particularly when dealing with a boy, like Piglet here.  Just sayin....

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