I think that parents sometimes get tired of their kids getting all the attention. And I don't blame them....I mean how would I feel if I was a grown man, and when I walked into a room people completely ignored me, opting instead to say hi to my adorable child? I would probably think, "Geez I have an interesting job and a high IQ, not to mention being excruiciatingly stylish and handsome, and these people would rather talk to my infant son?" (Of course that's assuming my "infant son" will not be nearly so amazing as I am right now....it is completely understandable for people to favor me over Mommy or Daddy, but I'm talking about regular babies...) I'm going to start an experiment of "blending". I think that if Mommy or Daddy always let me ride in the harness when we go out, facing backwards unfortunately, people initialy will not be able to see my charming face, forcing them to look at and greet Mommy and/or Daddy instead. And maybe after days (or weeks or months...maybe even years) of this, people will realize that my parents are pretty cool (for grown-ups) and want to talk to them on a regular basis. True, they'll never have my dazzling wit or heart-melting dimple (that's right....one dimple is all I need!), but they are unique individuals nonetheless. Oh dear especially in this picture down here...I'm so sorry I don't know what Mommy was doing...she's really not that weird all the time....
I think that parents sometimes get tired of their kids getting all the attention. And I don't blame them....I mean how would I feel if I was a grown man, and when I walked into a room people completely ignored me, opting instead to say hi to my adorable child? I would probably think, "Geez I have an interesting job and a high IQ, not to mention being excruiciatingly stylish and handsome, and these people would rather talk to my infant son?" (Of course that's assuming my "infant son" will not be nearly so amazing as I am right now....it is completely understandable for people to favor me over Mommy or Daddy, but I'm talking about regular babies...) I'm going to start an experiment of "blending". I think that if Mommy or Daddy always let me ride in the harness when we go out, facing backwards unfortunately, people initialy will not be able to see my charming face, forcing them to look at and greet Mommy and/or Daddy instead. And maybe after days (or weeks or months...maybe even years) of this, people will realize that my parents are pretty cool (for grown-ups) and want to talk to them on a regular basis. True, they'll never have my dazzling wit or heart-melting dimple (that's right....one dimple is all I need!), but they are unique individuals nonetheless. Oh dear especially in this picture down here...I'm so sorry I don't know what Mommy was doing...she's really not that weird all the time.... 
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