How to Get What You Want 101

 1. Let mommy use you as an excuse to play with the toys she had when she was little, even if it does mean having your picture taken surrounded by girly "Teabunnies".  You now have owage. ("Owage": credit stored up by doing nice things for your parental unit.)
 2. Give mommy kisses while creeping toward the remote.  She'll never suspect that's what you're really after, and by the time you get it, she'll be so sucked in to thinking you're the sweetest baby in the world, she won't even take it away from you!
 3. Babble sweetly when you want your parental unit to play with you.  If you scream, it just makes them mad and not want to play.  Babbling is so darn adorable they can't resist.
 4. If you want to be picked up and carried around all day, whimper quietly and cling onto mommy's neck, making sure to cling in such a way that accentuates the precious chubbiness of your tiny hands (moms love that sort of thing).  She just won't have the heart to put you down.
 5. When in doubt, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."  If you want mommy to smile and talk to you, smile and talk to her.  If you want your diaper changed, give mommy a break and let her use the bathroom herself once in a while.  Ok maybe that one doesn't make as much sense, but you get the idea.