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Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Thieving Varmit

   So this is how she repays me.  I give her love, attention, affection....I even yank out all her superfluous hairs to help her out.  And she steals my food.  She takes food from the "mouths of babes".  Well at least from the hand of this babe.  Here I was, innocently eating my rice rusk.  And I lift the last, tiny bite into the air in triumph, to show Mommy how quickly I devoured the rest, and as I raise the crumb aloft, Daisy pounces off the couch and snatches it from my grasp.  Oh the shame...I can't even defend a crumb from a dog.  How will I ever defend Mommy or my future siblings?  How can I ever have confidence in myself again?  How can Daddy trust me to take care of things when he is away on rotations one day?  Just wait Daisy...just you wait.  This day, you have stolen not just my rice rusk, but my pride and confidence.  One day, I will steal all your hairs, even the ones you need, until you are left hairless and ashamed before all your little doggie companions.  I shall avenge myself!

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