Stress Relief

Went to school today to visit daddy.  He had a hard test this morning, so I went to cheer him up and remind him that there is life beyond school.  While waiting for him, I was hounded by at least 20 others students in need of a baby break.  I feel bad that everyone can't chillax now and then like me.  It's important to carve out time for yourself now and then.  But for those of you that can't, I highly suggest procuring a baby.  It doesn't have to be your baby, just anyone's baby, preferably a cute one (such as myself).  Babies are of course completely stress-free and are therefore the perfect stress relievers.  We will listen to your problems without judging you or giving unsolicited advice.  And if you need to cry, we'll cry with you.  We'll also make you laugh at our adorable antics.  What can I say.....we're born entertainers! Though it seems to me that somewhere along the way we must lose that quality.......