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Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Child Labor Laws Anyone?

   I'm curious....how do they know something is "safe for ages 6mos +" or "for ages 18-24mos"?  Do they have test babies that have to play with these things until some one gets hurt?  Or what about the "brain toys"?  Do they get a bunch of 6 month olds to play with a toy for months to see if they grow up to be stupid or smart?  I can hear it now, "Oops, well guys it looks like Bingo the Bear causes stunted motor skill development in this group; let's try the 9 month olds."  I mean think about it! In order to determine something is age-appropriate or safe, they have to test it on babies right?  And the way they determine something is not safe for a certain age must be when some one gets hurt.  "Oooooh, looks like that robot arm can fit in a 8 month old's nose.  Back to the drawing board." 
      I'm very concerned about this!  Mommy said she's sure they have safe ways of determining these things, like in the movies when a dog gets run over by a semi, but "No animals were harmed in the filming."  Ummm....yeah.....ok.......not comforting Mommy.

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