High Standards

    I have just spent the last 8 hours helping mommy clean.  I'm exhausted!  I can't believe I cleaned that long!  Mommy just kind of wandered the house trying to look productive, but I had to do everything.  It probably would have only taken maybe three hours, but I have very high standards.  No dust, dirt, grime, or filth allowed on any surface, be it cloth, wood, enamel, tile, etc.  If a speck of anything resembling dirt is found, I take no responsibility....I've done my share. *"You call crawling around on the ground playing with a coaster cleaning?!"  Hush mommy!  I was buffing the floor and being a human lint roller!*  So sorry, you know how mommy likes to interject now and then.  I think I need a nice, long bubble bath, with some Epsom salt to ease my poor, aching muscles.  *No mommy!  I get to go first!  Turn that water off unless you're running it for me missy!*