Try and Stop Me Now!

   I feel it is now time to officially break the news....I am a crawling fiend!  I crawl here, I crawl there, I crawl up and down the stairs (ok not really....but it rhymed).  I crawl over, I crawl under, fast as lightning, loud as thunder! (because I'm so excited!).  I'm like a spider-monkey.  Or even better, a pirate-monkey!  I crawl around, plundering and pillaging whatever I find.  Arrrrrg! 
      One thing I don't understand....now that I can go where I please, mommy keeps trying to hinder me from doing that!  I mean if you don't want me to play with all those books and movies on the bottom shelf, why are they there?  And if I shouldn't eat that piece of lint on the floor, why haven't you vacuumed it up?  I know I know - "I can't vacuum every day!  And there's no where else to put those books."  Blah blah blah.