Hide your movies and books! Cover your open cabinets! It's the MLS monster!!!! Muah-ha-ha-ha! Nothing is safe from this diabolical master of destruction! He leaves no drawer unopened or rug unturned! Toys cringe in fear and exhaustion! Mass chaos trails behind him! He is an organized mommy's worst nightmare! Color-coded shelves and closets beware! BEWARE!!
(**MLS takes no responsibility for inspiring any acts of demolition by any fellow vertically challenged youths who may read this. MLS will not compensate you for loss of property.**)
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