If the Shirt Fits...

The shirt says it all...."Prince" and "charming" (just ignore the possessive form of "mommy"...)  All you need to know about me is stated on my chest.  While I am normally against such flagrant displays of character, since this one was particularly fitting, I agreed to let Mommy get it.  I believe my demeanor reveals my nature, thus I have no need to flaunt it on my chest.  But as I said, I made an exception this one time.  I think that those who feel the need to wear clothing with silly adjectives about themselves really need to spend some time in self-evaluation.  The other day at the mall I saw a girl wearing shorts that said, "Pink" across the back.  Really madam?  We can all see by the color of your skin that it is pink (though undoubtedly NOT the hot pink of those ridiculous shorts you're wearing).  There is no need to advertise what color your bottom is in particular.  Honestly I will never understand the adult species....