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Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

MLS, Daisy, and the Men From Mars

   One day MLS and Daisy were staring out the window in a bored sort of way, when all of a sudden, a blinding light burst through the pane, bathing them in it's other-worldly glow
"MLS!" Daisy barked excitedly, "What do you suppose that is?"
"It's the sun coming out," MLS sarcastically replied, "What do you think it is you nimrod?!  It's a spaceship of course!  Come to take all our parents back to their homeland!"
"Ohhhhh..." was all Daisy could say in reply.  She didn't know what "spaceship" meant, but she didn't want to admit it for fear of appearing unintelligent.
"Come on quick!" MLS yelled.  "We've got to warn Mommy and Daddy to go hide!  I will not let them be taken away from us!"
Just as MLS and Daisy started to turn away, the blinding light vanished. MLS looked at Daisy in confusion.
"Do you think I scared them away?  Do you think they saw me and just knew they had no chance of taking Mommy and Daddy away from me?  That's it!  That must be it!  They've heard of my physical prowess even in the outer reaches of space, but until they saw me, they had no idea how chiseled and built I really am.  They knew they were no match for me!"
"Yeah MLS..." barked Daisy unconvincingly, "That's it....."
"Yeah, but you know what?  I don't think we've seen the last of them.  They are probably going home to muster an army.  But when they return," MLS said threateningly, "I'll be waiting right here!"
 
To be Continued in the Further Adventures of Daisy and MLS

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