Storytime

 Once a week Mommy takes me to the library for something referred to as "Storytime".  It's a very strange place where lots and lots of other mommies take their babies and do strange things.  The mommies sit in a semi-circle holding their kids, and then the begin clapping their hands, stomping their feet, waving "hello" and "brushing their teeth."  One lady stand in the front and directs, so from what I can gather, she is the leader of this cult-like gathering.  All the moms does whatever she tells them too.  My peers and I usually just sit around and watch them....we aren't sure how to break them from her mysterious hold.  At one point they even think they're little red wagons, and commence bouncing us on their knees, and then pretending we fall out of the wagon!  What kind of twisted place is this "Storytime"!?  At least I'm not alone in this.