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Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Remote Interference

    This is a remote.  It has two magical cylinders inside that give it power.  Only problem is, Mommy never lets me get the cylinders out before she snatches it from my grasp.  Mega-thwartage.  I think Mommies take classes on how to thwart their sons.  Or maybe that was in that stack of booklets and paperwork they sent me home from the hospital with - "Child-Rearing Skills You Must Know - Chapter 2: The Art of the Thwart"  That's fine though.  I got books too. "Pitiful Expressions to Melt Any Heart, Volume 3"  I've almost mastered the techniques...I've reached Level 4.  My book guarantees that by the time I'm done, I will be able to control any adult with just a look.  Muah-ha-ha-ha!  Cookies for breakfast? "Of course MLS!"  No naps today?  "Never again my perfect son!"  It shall be glorious...
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