I love to just stroll around the mall and stare at all the people. You know, it's amazing what people will do right in front of you when they judge you by your stature. They look at me and think, "Oh look, a cute unintelligent baby. He doesn't understand what's going on bless his little heart." HELLO! Do you not see me pushing this stroller by myself? Do you not see me browsing the racks and determining final sale price with my calculator!? Show a little respect! Hey hey stop picking your nose in front of me! And you - old man in the plaid! I see you eyeing that hammer with your shifty eyes! Don't make me sic my daddy on you!About Me
- MLS
- Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!
Friday, March 1, 2013
People Watching
I love to just stroll around the mall and stare at all the people. You know, it's amazing what people will do right in front of you when they judge you by your stature. They look at me and think, "Oh look, a cute unintelligent baby. He doesn't understand what's going on bless his little heart." HELLO! Do you not see me pushing this stroller by myself? Do you not see me browsing the racks and determining final sale price with my calculator!? Show a little respect! Hey hey stop picking your nose in front of me! And you - old man in the plaid! I see you eyeing that hammer with your shifty eyes! Don't make me sic my daddy on you!
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