The Truck Says "Waaaaaarrrhh"...Period

    For some reason, Mommy is unable to understand the concept of "sameness".  For example, trucks.  All trucks have four wheels, an engine, a steering wheel, seats, etc.  Therefore all trucks say "Waaaaaaarrrrhhhh, Waaaaaaarhhhhh" like the big red ones with the ladders on the side.  She seems to think dump trucks make a different noise, and sportscars make another different noise.  No Mom.  Wrong yet again.  It's just that some trucks don't say it as often as the big red ones, but that's the noise they make all the same.  It just makes sense.  Take cows for example. Some are fat, skinny, white, brown, spotted, but they all "moo".  Sheep - "Baa".  Black sheep, white sheep, dirty sheep, clean sheep, they all say "baa"!  Mommies - "blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah".  Some are tall, short, tan, pale, it doesn't matter.  They all make the same noise.  Ergo, all trucks say "Waaaaaarrrrrhhhhh".  End of discussion, point set match, the fat lady has sang.  Done.