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This is Carrot |
Oh. My. Goodness. Have you ever had carrot? In case you haven't, let me explain in detail the amazing substance that this "carrot" stuff is. It's orange and mushy and smells gross; when mommy first set it in front of me I told her she can keep on walking with that revolting smelling cup of whatever it was. But she convinced me to take a bite, and
wow. It has this certain quality about it I can't describe...mommy called it "sweet". I always thought "sweet" referred to my disposition...I didn't know it could be used to describe food, but it makes perfect sense. Just as I am amazing, carrot is amazing. Therefore it stands to reason that all other words used to describe me can describe carrot. I am sweet, so carrot must be sweet. : )
Daddy said that carrot grows in the ground, which is obviously ridiculous....it would be filled with dirt if that were true. (Student doctors....they think they know everything!) Anyway, I'm not sure how much carrot I consumed...I just ate and ate and ate...I couldn't stop...it was just so addicting...I can't take it....I need carrot NOW!!!! Ah-hem...ok I'm better now.
Not only have I discovered carrot, but I will be sleeping tonight WITHOUT being swaddled. That's right...I think after 6 months it is time to embrace the wide world as I sleep, instead of myself. We'll see how it goes....
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